http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/01/DDTS1AVBBR.DTL&tsp=1
I found them hilarious. Please send in yours.
"No, I don't want sex today. I had sex yesterday. ... OK, here's my stop." (Woman on cell phone on 38-Geary)
"If you don't get a cell phone, then we're not friends anymore." (Woman to woman, shouting at a cafe in Berkeley)
"I hate people from San Francisco. They won't shut up about their Mexican food." (Woman to woman on beach in Cape Cod)
"Do chickens even have wings anymore?" (Man to woman, overheard at Andronico's on Shattuck in Berkeley)
"You can never really have too many animal-print shoes, can you?" (Woman to friend, overheard at Nordstrom in Corte Madera)
And from the comments:
"2009......My wife & I eating brunch elbow to elbow @ local popular eatery......Super Hot chic & skateboard look dude......next to us....You could tell they had drunk monkey sex night before.......at the table she says....yes I love reading etc. etc...my hobbies are I work with red cross spend quality time evolving bla! bla! what do you do?
he responds.....Well I'm unemployed...have been forever....(has no money for the food).....and i read comic books...Her response (jaw hanging open)...WHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!! The dear in the headlights look was priceless.......she left for the girls room.....never returned to the table.......
our Best meal ever.............Gawd ! How we love San Francisco!"
Okay, all you peeps - get your butts out here. The mexican food is awesome.
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