first CA haircut

I'm getting my hair cut in CA for the first time today. Shockingly, given my wardrobe choices, I'm picky about my haircuts. I only wash it and brush it; no blow dry, no "product." I like it short, but not dyke short. This makes me an unusual haircut consumer. I would go to a barber, but there's rarely any good "styling" in men's cuts, so that seems a poor solution. Prod me and I might post a picture with the results.